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Die Abenteuer von Einstein das Wundermeerschweinchen!

Und sein unsterbliches Streben nach Pfirsiche!

Name:
Einstein the Wonder Pig
External Services:
  • einstein_pig@livejournal.com
I'm a guinea pig. I was born blind, deaf, and without front teeth. People seem to think I'm a "lethal white" which is what happens when guinea pigs with certain kinds of hair are bred together, the babies get two of the genes for the hair and come out sickly and all white, which I am. But I've lived longer than most lethal whites have!

I also have back teeth that grow funny, so I have to keep getting them trimmed! I hate it!

My mommy is suzi_queue and my daddy is fatchristoph. My brother's journal is jackiethewacky! I like my brother! He's fun to play with! Daddy's fat new wife has a journal, dontcuddleme.

I like it when my grandma cantstopthedawn syringe-feeds me! I don't like feeding myself. It's too boring.

My very favorite food is PEACHES!!!
alfalfa, asking people for peaches, attention, baby food, baby peaches, being cuddled, being fed, being fussed over, being gluttonous, being hand-fed, being petted, being snuggled, being spoiled, being syringe-fed, being touched, cantaloupe, carrot greens, chasing mommy around, chasing my brother, chewing electrical cords, chewing on things, chewing people's glasses, crying, crying for my mommy, cubes and coroplast, cuddling, cuddling with my brother, daddy, dandelion greens, drinking milk, drinking mommy's milk, drinking pedialyte, eating every three hours, eating peaches, eating poop, getting kisses, going to grandma's classes, grooming myself, guinea pig milk, guinea pig pellets, gumming people's fingers, having peaches, hay, humping my brother, jackie, jackie chan, jackie chan adventures, jumping on my brother, kale, lethal whites, lettuce, licking fingers, love, making friends, mashed pellets, milk, mommy, my brother, nursing, peaches, peachypellets, pedialyte, peeing, peeing on pillows, playing with my brother, pooping, relativity, screeching at 8am, searching for peaches, sitting in boxes, sitting on shoulders, slurping up peaches, smelling peaches, sniffing, snuggling, snuggling with my daddy, soft foods, squealing, talking to nothing, tomatoes, waking people up, waking up my grandmother, wanting peaches, washing myself, wheeping, whining, whining for peaches, whining pitifully

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